http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8c01dc9d-b4d9-4eef-ab3a-cebad002735c Eyes and their owners that see me as nothingness have to fight another fight before they come into my presence. Now let us see if Geert has learnt anything - what fight is it that you have to fight and win before you can see me? Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:12:23 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8c01dc9d-b4d9-4eef-ab3a-cebad002735c Sprogspasser 2009-06-14T12:12:23Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#efc97d6c-9417-4336-8fe4-2bf10baefef9 I can't help myself - I'm but a spec of dust in the in the ocean of your thoughts. Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:27:19 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#efc97d6c-9417-4336-8fe4-2bf10baefef9 David 2009-06-12T17:27:19Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#5a66cd9c-4a24-41df-b996-abe194712214 might as well enjoy the ride..... : ) Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:24:18 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#5a66cd9c-4a24-41df-b996-abe194712214 Mu-raka 2009-06-12T17:24:18Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#09100bed-36a2-46e2-8ca0-f82aa9d4d89f There is no need fighting your nothingness.. As it is nothing after all... There you remain.. in nothingness... defeated and neglected.. Not a thing has changed.. For the field is the box... And who created this field..? Me.. ... darling... And I can delete it at any time... haha... I will keep you here... Screaming at the edges for a way out... Don't try to resist darling... Thousand eyes will watch.. Thousand eyes will think... God... what sad history.. Trapped in my box of magic... Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:37:39 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#09100bed-36a2-46e2-8ca0-f82aa9d4d89f Geert 2009-06-12T16:37:39Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#09779475-e242-4d10-9927-962a7739bbd0 I am not the flute player nor am I am the flute. I am not the music and neither am I the air that carries the music nor am I the listener. I am not the emotion evoked nor am I the dance enacted. I am the field in which all this happens and you can not fight me Geert. Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:12:36 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#09779475-e242-4d10-9927-962a7739bbd0 Sprogspasser 2009-06-12T16:12:36Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#992e4368-59a0-46ec-9d62-aefd3ec05eaa david, it's not nice to plagerize my thoughts like that. Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:02:17 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#992e4368-59a0-46ec-9d62-aefd3ec05eaa $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-12T03:02:17Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#9afa9650-47e2-4c55-a0df-70a4ba86a7de I am but a speck, a tiny insignificant point, the most minuscule and powerless inkling ever there was. I think your thoughts, I feel your desires, I do what you command. Like Earth I crumble in your grip. Like Air I genuflect to your sword. Like Fire I blossom from your spark. Like Water I surrender to your hull. In being the smallest, the least, the most powerless - I am FREE. For time is insignificant and space is is unknown; I am between it ALL. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:54:33 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#9afa9650-47e2-4c55-a0df-70a4ba86a7de David 2009-06-09T05:54:33Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#599e79fc-58b5-4969-aaf4-2a8298010c8f Oh yeah, and I'm the everything! BWAAA.............! Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:48:16 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#599e79fc-58b5-4969-aaf4-2a8298010c8f CG 2009-06-09T03:48:16Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#709f8586-4529-40dd-b228-7411b04b3951 We all live in each others imaginations, we are, all of us, together, one big idea, Ayahuasca is the river of light flowing through our collective awakening, It's the rising sun on the horizon of ideas... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:47:13 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#709f8586-4529-40dd-b228-7411b04b3951 CG 2009-06-09T03:47:13Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#bbd04972-6fe1-475d-a889-05d18960c682 hmmmnnnn... what i dont think you all have grasped is that.... I am the colosseum....and you all are quite entertaining gurgles from my belly... now then back to the cosmic workshop to check in on the elves, got to keep on them and make sure they are following the blueprints right, i dont mind there creative flares, quite enjoy them actually, but you got to get the foundations right to keep things harmonious, ahh well its a learning process i always say..... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:36:25 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#bbd04972-6fe1-475d-a889-05d18960c682 Mu-raka 2009-06-09T03:36:25Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#cc1b68e4-f524-4f11-8b98-ff1910a8662a yeah, what a bunch of geeks I am! Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:42:11 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#cc1b68e4-f524-4f11-8b98-ff1910a8662a Sailin 2009-06-08T22:42:11Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8ef3cbdd-8ed3-4dfb-b369-b261ab411231 woohoo! lol Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:20:33 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8ef3cbdd-8ed3-4dfb-b369-b261ab411231 embrace 2009-06-08T05:20:33Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#1b4f3bbc-35eb-42ce-baa8-1a8e1bc04fd2 i've been stimulating your hypothalamus with my magic walking stick. Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:56:26 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#1b4f3bbc-35eb-42ce-baa8-1a8e1bc04fd2 $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-07T15:56:26Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#286c2ff6-86d0-4a48-a87c-fafffb43833b What? Huh?......I feel like I've been in a dream for so long.......what just happened????? :) Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:11:57 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#286c2ff6-86d0-4a48-a87c-fafffb43833b Jav 2009-06-07T14:11:57Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#7943e4e5-ede1-4398-a90e-bbf72b6ca3c6 Listen all you voices, Geert, Johan, Rebecca, David, Richard, embrace, Jav, Salin, Jason and Brian, your each a sub personality in my schizophrenic delusion, I'm the Great and powerful Oz, the one behind the curtain. I'm in Peru about to drink ayahuasca and I know your all a little freaked out about it. Try to stay calm, I'll still be your friend, it's just that it's time to release you all into the light, or Kansas, On three you'll all start to feel better. Remember! Go into the light. One. Two. Three........ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:11:22 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#7943e4e5-ede1-4398-a90e-bbf72b6ca3c6 CG 2009-06-07T05:11:22Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#6f5d9a3f-0bc6-4c5c-946e-c61d446db0ff i was having a good laugh at this thread until i realized the whole thing was just happening in my head after a serious DMT overdose left me in a terminal coma. Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:44:57 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#6f5d9a3f-0bc6-4c5c-946e-c61d446db0ff Sailin 2009-06-07T04:44:57Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#ee070c9a-fc1b-48ae-88fe-792e8e86f8ce so far, my favorite is "I would challenge you Geert, but at the moment my boundaries are dissolved and now in fact I have become you. haha. " too bad i had jason under hypnosis when i told him to say that. Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:11:15 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#ee070c9a-fc1b-48ae-88fe-792e8e86f8ce $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-07T04:11:15Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#4b3bcb82-1948-4cdd-a2de-90f772385dc1 damn I'm creative. Sun, 07 Jun 2009 02:01:01 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#4b3bcb82-1948-4cdd-a2de-90f772385dc1 Jason 2009-06-07T02:01:01Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#7d52ff5c-ea6f-4d62-a5ed-edd4a13668e3 Yeah.. the heat is on... Geert.. the carrier of the spear... He appears from thin air.. He just suddenly is there.. Riding on a golden carriege pulled by white horses with wings.. He casts a spell so that all the contenders are chained.. He takes out the feather of the phoenix And he tickles them silly They laugh so hard.. They are laughing uncontrolably.. The chains restrain their convulsions.. They laugh so hard they start crying... They cry so hard the laughing turns to moaning.. THe moaning then turns to just a hum... THen their spirits float from their bodies.... THen their spirits float into eachother forming one big spirit.. THe spirit is like a white milky bubble floating in air.. Geert takes his spear and pops it.. The bubble explodes all its pieces turn into puppydogs.. The puppydogs hit the floor and scatter.. Everywhere are puppydoggs.. Some biting their tails.. other licking their balls.. Some sniffing eachother's ass.. others sleeping.. Some are playing with eachother... others are peeing on the arenafloor.. Some of the puppies are scared.. others are brave... Geert casts a spell and all the puppies start doing a synchronised dance... They all have black tophats and walking sticks which they use while dancing in line.. THe dance goes faster and faster and the puppies go ecstatic, the dance is getting more expressive and improvised.. The puppies turn into cats, into owls, pandas, rabbits, foxes, they all turn into different animals... THen the music comes to a halt and all the animals look at eachother... They think.. "What was that all about.." Then the tiger started eating the rabbit... The dog started to chase the cat... The mouse hid away... The ostrich buried it's head in the sand.. Geert casts another spell and all the animals turn into people... He faces them and says something like.." Booliboobadiggediedoi...". The he rides off again into nothingness in his carriege.. Leaving the people full of daze and confusion.. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:38:57 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#7d52ff5c-ea6f-4d62-a5ed-edd4a13668e3 Geert 2009-06-06T21:38:57Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d12d4783-25d2-4ac6-aa93-cf371ba4a222 silence, my child. there will be plenty of time for laughter after i decide it's time for you to reach enlightenment. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:04:26 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d12d4783-25d2-4ac6-aa93-cf371ba4a222 $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-06T21:04:26Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#1633f9a5-c9f1-44da-bb47-32917e46ecbf If your the guy who birthed it from his navel in the form of a lotus flower, that was a pretty good one. The whole ocean of spiritual milk thing was an inspired touch. We always said you'd have a dramatic flair. Your great aunt Rebecca said the way you nursed from your mom so happily was sure to influence the artistry of your first attempt. How does she always know these things? You do realize you have to stay on top of things I hope. Like your cousin Richard on your mothers side said to you when you were a teenager, parenting is serious business! Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:38:33 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#1633f9a5-c9f1-44da-bb47-32917e46ecbf CG 2009-06-06T20:38:33Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#fe9f360d-0adc-409b-abaf-65b7d8202a0b ROFLOL!~ Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:30:43 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#fe9f360d-0adc-409b-abaf-65b7d8202a0b *Richard 2009-06-06T20:30:43Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#76c92150-6cd1-4d83-b7ec-deb024d09b42 You mean you all are still stuck in the realm of forms, goddesses and creators and what not.... Man, I really pulled the wool over your eyes when I manifested creation huh? Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:27:00 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#76c92150-6cd1-4d83-b7ec-deb024d09b42 Jav 2009-06-06T20:27:00Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#14c414f6-7137-455e-accb-e744d723bfdc That makes total sense Rebecca because my constipation cleared right up as soon as I got into the whole Goddess worship thing! Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:21:23 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#14c414f6-7137-455e-accb-e744d723bfdc CG 2009-06-06T20:21:23Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#3b78e3ea-3da2-41c4-8904-3858bab6dd5d Sorry, was that your mapacho Richard? There was nobody around, but the mountain itself was giving me the creeps, like it was watching me closely. Ah well, I did leave an offering at the shine, that flute from Venus which I see your still making good use of today! It was in some weird music that I kept hearing at sunrise that I got the idea for comedy, the music was all floaty and serious and spiritual and it kept messing with my chakras. I thought about the feeling and invented the word TICKLE, which made me laugh, and well, the rest is history. As for the monkey branch of creation that became obsessed with power, well they were never very funny even as monkeys. It was all poop jokes, which later gave rise to a constant flow of bullshit. They're still at it to this day! The lemur, King Ogbenog the 16th had great potential to become the patriarch of a tremendously funny lineage, but his most promising son got ate by a hawk and the runt of the family who was kind of an idiot sent his genes tumbling down through history till you wind up with Jim Carrey. It's not an exact science, and I don't mess with that hawk clan! Talk about some birds without a sense of humor.... Don't tell em I said that please.... Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:09:55 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#3b78e3ea-3da2-41c4-8904-3858bab6dd5d CG 2009-06-06T20:09:55Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#23bb3636-471f-4ba3-be49-fadd21ad48fc what happened was the all-powerful medicine goddess (me) allowed you to make those mistakes so that you would learn your inadequate human-ness, and to forever depend upon me for your happiness, understanding, and permission to go to the bathroom. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:08:51 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#23bb3636-471f-4ba3-be49-fadd21ad48fc $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-06T20:08:51Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#0151517f-de9f-47dd-83a6-2b6233012bd9 That's only because CG did such a good job when I gave him that assignment back when the mammals were still in competition with the big lizards. What CG doesn't know is that I knew he was pinching off my mapacho stash, and I thought planting humor in various pre-human creatures would be a good project to give him to keep him busy. Ah, those were the days. Funny thing was, he still thinks it was his idea, though I have to say there were a few creatures he worked on who, well, what to say, their humor didn't develop quite normally. I'm thinking of the remote ancestor of george bush the lesser, who could have been a mediocre stand-up comedian but that implant somehow gave him delusions of grandeur. I still can't understand what he did wrong with that lemur who after countless incarnations became Jim Carrey. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:17:54 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#0151517f-de9f-47dd-83a6-2b6233012bd9 *Richard 2009-06-06T17:17:54Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#42b28abd-5099-43df-9c92-e69a880e65be Oh man, you guys are cracking me up...... Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:39:49 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#42b28abd-5099-43df-9c92-e69a880e65be Jav 2009-06-06T16:39:49Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d370d5fd-9335-4c40-92e5-35ce1209ed15 Ah Richard, that got the first happy/funny laugh of the day from me. :) Excellent comedians are often the result on planets where I've buried cosmic funny bones in special caves during the early stages of their evolution. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:25:53 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d370d5fd-9335-4c40-92e5-35ce1209ed15 CG 2009-06-06T16:25:53Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#5496404b-aca9-44e9-a6bf-99b772da6e3a I am the MIRROR and all it reflects... Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:40:18 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#5496404b-aca9-44e9-a6bf-99b772da6e3a Brian 2009-06-06T15:40:18Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d0d01b0b-ad32-4b8e-9d8f-d8f27f620abe It's really wonderful to see all the progress you all have made. I'm just honored and blessed to have taught you all everything you know. We'll start on the really good stuff soon. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:36:06 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d0d01b0b-ad32-4b8e-9d8f-d8f27f620abe *Richard 2009-06-06T15:36:06Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#994afa86-4350-463c-96fd-57b004b7440b i knew you were going to say that, because when i look into the mirror, i see everything that will happen to everyone ten-thousand years beforehand. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:45:51 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#994afa86-4350-463c-96fd-57b004b7440b $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-06T14:45:51Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#3a7fa4a3-9e33-45a5-9bcb-7085a7d40ff5 You folks are all silly! Love and bliss to each and every one of ya'! :) Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:05:19 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#3a7fa4a3-9e33-45a5-9bcb-7085a7d40ff5 Jav 2009-06-06T08:05:19Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#e064fb60-f238-404f-a58a-242db596b44d I would challenge you Geert, but at the moment my boundaries are dissolved and now in fact I have become you. haha. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:38:27 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#e064fb60-f238-404f-a58a-242db596b44d Jason 2009-06-06T04:38:27Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#87b95833-ef21-4ef1-bcff-7150ab628c62 My roses are so lush that people in the in a three state area fall in love when the fragrance of the blooms in my garden hits them on the wind. My tomatoes are so delicious monkeys migrate from South America to be here when their ripe. My melons are so big we make wading pools out of them and the all the children in my neighborhood learn to swim in watermelon water. The flowers in my garden bloom in secret on full moon nights and all the fairies have dance parties till the sunrises. My bird feeder feel over because an angel wanted to hot tub with crows and couldn't resist trying it there. I only burn sage and copal in my fireplace and so I smudge the whole city of Seattle on certain winter nights. My altars all come to life at 3am on the 1st Monday of every month and when they do my house is full of Gods and Buddhas and colorful majestic creatures. BWAAA! Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:14:48 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#87b95833-ef21-4ef1-bcff-7150ab628c62 CG 2009-06-06T04:14:48Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8e1d94e7-b848-4af0-9b65-3762c24273db "The best plant maestro is one thats still alive, you barbarians cut down the vine and the leaf and you think you'll learn something from it? Thats like waiting until your grandma gets cremated for her to tell you a story..." awesome Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:09:14 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8e1d94e7-b848-4af0-9b65-3762c24273db embrace 2009-06-05T07:09:14Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#48b6867e-dc77-4279-9695-86559886f360 My dieta is so strict, I don't even cut down plants to eat them or prepare the brew. I just hung out with Chakruna until she taught me how to photosynthesize and Caapi taught me how to absorb the power of the trees by climbing them. The best plant maestro is one thats still alive, you barbarians cut down the vine and the leaf and you think you'll learn something from it? Thats like waiting until your grandma gets cremated for her to tell you a story... Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:06:26 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#48b6867e-dc77-4279-9695-86559886f360 Nick 2009-06-05T07:06:26Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#cfe91c25-7160-4b35-b13a-e2206da9313f you win nothing by naming yourself the winner :) Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:24:00 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#cfe91c25-7160-4b35-b13a-e2206da9313f Jason 2009-06-05T05:24:00Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#e0533ae9-ad32-44e5-8d91-ee1a7ff70007 jav, as far as i'm concerned there's nothing more to say. you win lol were we in the i am more hard core colosseum i'd no doubt win. Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:47:35 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#e0533ae9-ad32-44e5-8d91-ee1a7ff70007 embrace 2009-06-05T04:47:35Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b4dad96c-b4a7-4c26-aa65-31a1eec6bfbe every day for lunch i eat a pulled pork and chacruna sandwich and chase it with 2 litres of black caapi. and three scoops of toe' icecream for desert. most of the time, i dont even drink in ceremonies, i wait for the rookies to purge, then i drink their buckets. when i brew, i don't put leaf in the pot, just a huge tuft of pubic hair to illuminate the journey. if im late for a ceremony, well time better just slow the f*** down and wait. Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:04:39 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b4dad96c-b4a7-4c26-aa65-31a1eec6bfbe Sailin 2009-06-05T03:04:39Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b866e292-73ba-4c0f-996e-999b984feea9 I'm so enlightened that: Ha! Beat that one! :) Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:19:03 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b866e292-73ba-4c0f-996e-999b984feea9 Jav 2009-06-04T23:19:03Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#0d17debf-3e79-410d-a112-0453b7fabb86 when i sneeze, entire universes are created from every drop that shoots out of my nose. my sweat ingested is stronger than the highest grade psychedelic. lol you know what all this makes me think of, you guys? the tibetan high lamas consider ever substance from the body to be sacred and are very careful about spitting and sneezing. they don't just throw body substances away like trash. but that is the extent of my knowledge of this. Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:40:20 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#0d17debf-3e79-410d-a112-0453b7fabb86 embrace 2009-06-04T21:40:20Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b8efdcb4-6dfb-40eb-ba4e-c2755921cb0f i could be having way too much fun with this. Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:23:40 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b8efdcb4-6dfb-40eb-ba4e-c2755921cb0f $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-04T21:23:40Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#bd565136-0590-4718-9ae1-2595292df22c Nope. they call me "Moreno". Because I'm so balanced, I took a man's name to proclaim my perfect masterhood of masculine and feminine energies. *chuckle* Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:19:12 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#bd565136-0590-4718-9ae1-2595292df22c $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-04T21:19:12Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8cfa8f2e-47e6-4559-80dd-4f6ce2777117 i've dieted so many times that when i purge, liquid gold flies from my orifices. i can actually solve all the world's economic/social problems by feeding starving children with what i find in my bucket after a ceremony. (was that overboard?) Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:10:48 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#8cfa8f2e-47e6-4559-80dd-4f6ce2777117 $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-04T21:10:48Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#74918414-3de9-4277-84fd-a85f52662803 I'm so connected I don't even have to move and La Medicina just makes it way right to my doorstep........ (insert sound of me blowing the smoke from my pistol) Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:39:44 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#74918414-3de9-4277-84fd-a85f52662803 Jav 2009-06-04T19:39:44Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#485fb153-1282-488f-a082-10b4e57df2bf I drool liters of magic phlegm on my pillowcase every night! Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:01:28 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#485fb153-1282-488f-a082-10b4e57df2bf Johan 2009-06-04T19:01:28Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d82aea06-b913-4210-8d84-1feb6985f76a Morena, no? What, just Wifi? Not satellite TV on a supersized plazma HDTV? I mean, you gotta have futbal for boys night ayahuasca ceremonies! Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:37:48 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#d82aea06-b913-4210-8d84-1feb6985f76a *Richard 2009-06-04T17:37:48Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#50bd78bf-def8-4b2b-813f-f30cafd11499 I am the Shaman named Glass My Balls are made out of Brass I rub them Together to find out the Weather And Lightening shoots out of my Ass D Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:53:51 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#50bd78bf-def8-4b2b-813f-f30cafd11499 David 2009-06-04T16:53:51Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#e04de995-78d0-47fa-9d3e-25a3455bde61 well i've sat with the most powerful curanderos on the planet, lightning shoots through my hands when you touch me. and i've become so adapted to jungle culture, the natives call me "moreno". and guess what else? MY jungle retreat has free Wifi. so there. Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:35:16 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#e04de995-78d0-47fa-9d3e-25a3455bde61 $item.owner.firstName 2009-06-04T14:35:16Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b31a9ef7-ddd7-4b2b-9aad-837aaf08aecb Mwahaa A first contestant.. I don't need the light of the sun... I call upon my allies from the dark... Their fluorescent eyes will light the arena... LIke a ninja I wll skip from wall to wall.. from shadow to shadow.. Calling upon the power of the bat.. To creep onto your neck... Without you noticing it.. And pull your ear from there.. (ouch) Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:23:24 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#b31a9ef7-ddd7-4b2b-9aad-837aaf08aecb Geert 2009-06-04T11:23:24Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#c2c1600b-2b80-4b92-9a23-5cfa3c87c372 I have drunk ayahuasca so many times that I lost count and my shacapa is so big that it eclipses the sun! so.... bring it on!!! Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:40:06 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#c2c1600b-2b80-4b92-9a23-5cfa3c87c372 Johan 2009-06-04T07:40:06Z http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#914f869a-8ccb-41f4-ae58-c036c94ae54c This is it.. the time has come.. batlle of the greatest... A battle of wit, words and wisdom... Who puts the spell on the other as to make him believe.. that HE... IS... .. THE MASTER OF POWEEEERRRRR!!!!! Battle one... anyone who wants to beat me will get their ear pulled...(ouch) I'm the meanest fiercest bolt of lightning storming at you from Dutch ground.. Pounding streetbricks with my knuckles... Chewing porcelain on a bull's back in a china shop I'm here... I'm big... I'm GEEEEEERT...... Who dares to step in the ring with me.... Huh..?! Anyone...? Anyone...? mmm? mmmm? Step up... step up...step up to the ring... Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:19:29 GMT http://ayahuasca.tribe.net/thread/f8ca0cc3-cb03-4d9a-b255-0d2968a425b5#914f869a-8ccb-41f4-ae58-c036c94ae54c Geert 2009-06-03T23:19:29Z