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This is it.. the time has come.. batlle of the greatest...
A battle of wit, words and wisdom...
Who puts the spell on the other as to make him believe..
that HE... IS... .. THE MASTER OF POWEEEERRRRR!!!!!
Battle one...
anyone who wants to beat me will get their ear pulled...(ouch)
I'm the meanest fiercest bolt of lightning storming at you from Dutch ground..
Pounding streetbricks with my knuckles...
Chewing porcelain on a bull's back in a china shop
I'm here... I'm big... I'm GEEEEEERT......
Who dares to step in the ring with me.... Huh..?!
Anyone...? Anyone...? mmm? mmmm?
Step up... step up...step up to the ring...
A battle of wit, words and wisdom...
Who puts the spell on the other as to make him believe..
that HE... IS... .. THE MASTER OF POWEEEERRRRR!!!!!
Battle one...
anyone who wants to beat me will get their ear pulled...(ouch)
I'm the meanest fiercest bolt of lightning storming at you from Dutch ground..
Pounding streetbricks with my knuckles...
Chewing porcelain on a bull's back in a china shop
I'm here... I'm big... I'm GEEEEEERT......
Who dares to step in the ring with me.... Huh..?!
Anyone...? Anyone...? mmm? mmmm?
Step up... step up...step up to the ring...
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 12:40 AMI have drunk ayahuasca so many times that I lost count and my shacapa is so big that it eclipses the sun!
so.... bring it on!!! -
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 4:23 AMMwahaa
A first contestant..
I don't need the light of the sun...
I call upon my allies from the dark...
Their fluorescent eyes will light the arena...
LIke a ninja I wll skip from wall to wall..
from shadow to shadow..
Calling upon the power of the bat..
To creep onto your neck...
Without you noticing it..
And pull your ear from there..
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 7:35 AMwell i've sat with the most powerful curanderos on the planet, lightning shoots through my hands when you touch me.
and i've become so adapted to jungle culture, the natives call me "moreno".
and guess what else?
MY jungle retreat has free Wifi.
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 9:53 AMI am the Shaman named Glass
My Balls are made out of Brass
I rub them Together to find out the Weather
And Lightening shoots out of my Ass
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Thu, June 4, 2009 - 10:37 AMMorena, no?
What, just Wifi? Not satellite TV on a supersized plazma HDTV? I mean, you gotta have futbal for boys night ayahuasca ceremonies! -
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Thu, June 4, 2009 - 12:01 PMI drool liters of magic phlegm on my pillowcase every night! -
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Thu, June 4, 2009 - 12:39 PMI'm so connected I don't even have to move and La Medicina just makes it way right to my doorstep........
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 2:10 PMi've dieted so many times that when i purge,
liquid gold flies from my orifices. i can actually solve all the world's economic/social problems by feeding starving children with what i find in my bucket after a ceremony.
(was that overboard?)
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 2:19 PMNope. they call me "Moreno".
Because I'm so balanced, I took a man's name to proclaim my perfect masterhood of masculine and feminine energies.
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 2:40 PMwhen i sneeze, entire universes are created from every drop that shoots out of my nose. my sweat ingested is stronger than the highest grade psychedelic. lol
you know what all this makes me think of, you guys? the tibetan high lamas consider ever substance from the body to be sacred and are very careful about spitting and sneezing. they don't just throw body substances away like trash. but that is the extent of my knowledge of this. -
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 4:19 PMI'm so enlightened that:
Ha! Beat that one!
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 8:04 PMevery day for lunch i eat a pulled pork and chacruna sandwich and chase it with 2 litres of black caapi.
and three scoops of toe' icecream for desert.
most of the time, i dont even drink in ceremonies, i wait for the rookies to purge, then i drink their buckets.
when i brew, i don't put leaf in the pot, just a huge tuft of pubic hair to illuminate the journey.
if im late for a ceremony, well time better just slow the f*** down and wait.
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 4, 2009 - 9:47 PMjav, as far as i'm concerned there's nothing more to say. you win lol
were we in the i am more hard core colosseum i'd no doubt win. -
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Thu, June 4, 2009 - 10:24 PMyou win nothing by naming yourself the winner :) -
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Fri, June 5, 2009 - 12:06 AMMy dieta is so strict, I don't even cut down plants to eat them or prepare the brew. I just hung out with Chakruna until she taught me how to photosynthesize and Caapi taught me how to absorb the power of the trees by climbing them. The best plant maestro is one thats still alive, you barbarians cut down the vine and the leaf and you think you'll learn something from it? Thats like waiting until your grandma gets cremated for her to tell you a story... -
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waiting until your grandma gets cremated for her to tell you a story
Fri, June 5, 2009 - 12:09 AM"The best plant maestro is one thats still alive, you barbarians cut down the vine and the leaf and you think you'll learn something from it? Thats like waiting until your grandma gets cremated for her to tell you a story..."
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Re: waiting until your grandma gets cremated for her to tell you a story
Fri, June 5, 2009 - 9:14 PM
My roses are so lush that people in the in a three state area fall in love when the fragrance of the blooms in my garden hits them on the wind.
My tomatoes are so delicious monkeys migrate from South America to be here when their ripe.
My melons are so big we make wading pools out of them and the all the children in my neighborhood learn to swim in watermelon water.
The flowers in my garden bloom in secret on full moon nights and all the fairies have dance parties till the sunrises.
My bird feeder feel over because an angel wanted to hot tub with crows and couldn't resist trying it there.
I only burn sage and copal in my fireplace and so I smudge the whole city of Seattle on certain winter nights.
My altars all come to life at 3am on the 1st Monday of every month and when they do my house is full of Gods and Buddhas and colorful majestic creatures.
BWAAA!
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Fri, June 5, 2009 - 9:38 PMI would challenge you Geert, but at the moment my boundaries are dissolved and now in fact I have become you. haha. -
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:05 AMYou folks are all silly! Love and bliss to each and every one of ya'!
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 7:45 AMi knew you were going to say that,
because when i look into the mirror, i see everything that will happen to everyone ten-thousand years beforehand.
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 8:36 AMIt's really wonderful to see all the progress you all have made.
I'm just honored and blessed to have taught you all
everything you know.
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 8:40 AMI am the MIRROR and all it reflects... -
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 9:25 AM
Ah Richard, that got the first happy/funny laugh of the day from me. :)
Excellent comedians are often the result on planets where I've buried cosmic funny bones in special caves during the early stages of their evolution. -
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 9:39 AMOh man, you guys are cracking me up......
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 10:17 AMThat's only because CG did such a good job when I gave him that assignment back when the mammals were still in competition with the big lizards.
What CG doesn't know is that I knew he was pinching off my mapacho stash, and I thought planting humor in various pre-human creatures would be a good project to give him to keep him busy. Ah, those were the days.
Funny thing was, he still thinks it was his idea, though I have to say there were a few creatures he worked on who, well, what to say, their humor didn't develop quite normally. I'm thinking of the remote ancestor of george bush the lesser, who could have been a mediocre stand-up comedian but that implant somehow gave him delusions of grandeur. I still can't understand what he did wrong with that lemur who after countless incarnations became Jim Carrey. -
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:08 PMwhat happened was
the all-powerful medicine goddess (me)
allowed you to make those mistakes so that you would learn your inadequate human-ness, and to forever depend upon me for your happiness, understanding, and permission to go to the bathroom.
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:09 PM
Sorry, was that your mapacho Richard?
There was nobody around, but the mountain itself was giving me the creeps, like it was watching me closely. Ah well, I did leave an offering at the shine, that flute from Venus which I see your still making good use of today!
It was in some weird music that I kept hearing at sunrise that I got the idea for comedy, the music was all floaty and serious and spiritual and it kept messing with my chakras. I thought about the feeling and invented the word TICKLE, which made me laugh, and well, the rest is history.
As for the monkey branch of creation that became obsessed with power, well they were never very funny even as monkeys. It was all poop jokes, which later gave rise to a constant flow of bullshit. They're still at it to this day! The lemur, King Ogbenog the 16th had great potential to become the patriarch of a tremendously funny lineage, but his most promising son got ate by a hawk and the runt of the family who was kind of an idiot sent his genes tumbling down through history till you wind up with Jim Carrey.
It's not an exact science, and I don't mess with that hawk clan! Talk about some birds without a sense of humor....
Don't tell em I said that please....
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:21 PMThat makes total sense Rebecca because my constipation cleared right up as soon as I got into the whole Goddess worship thing! -
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:27 PMYou mean you all are still stuck in the realm of forms, goddesses and creators and what not....
Man, I really pulled the wool over your eyes when I manifested creation huh? -
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:38 PM
If your the guy who birthed it from his navel in the form of a lotus flower, that was a pretty good one. The whole ocean of spiritual milk thing was an inspired touch. We always said you'd have a dramatic flair. Your great aunt Rebecca said the way you nursed from your mom so happily was sure to influence the artistry of your first attempt. How does she always know these things?
You do realize you have to stay on top of things I hope. Like your cousin Richard on your mothers side said to you when you were a teenager, parenting is serious business!
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 2:04 PMsilence, my child.
there will be plenty of time for laughter after i decide it's time for you to reach enlightenment.
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 2:38 PMYeah.. the heat is on...
Geert.. the carrier of the spear...
He appears from thin air..
He just suddenly is there..
Riding on a golden carriege pulled by white horses with wings..
He casts a spell so that all the contenders are chained..
He takes out the feather of the phoenix
And he tickles them silly
They laugh so hard..
They are laughing uncontrolably..
The chains restrain their convulsions..
They laugh so hard they start crying...
They cry so hard the laughing turns to moaning..
THe moaning then turns to just a hum...
THen their spirits float from their bodies....
THen their spirits float into eachother forming one big spirit..
THe spirit is like a white milky bubble floating in air..
Geert takes his spear and pops it..
The bubble explodes all its pieces turn into puppydogs..
The puppydogs hit the floor and scatter..
Everywhere are puppydoggs..
Some biting their tails.. other licking their balls..
Some sniffing eachother's ass.. others sleeping..
Some are playing with eachother... others are peeing on the arenafloor..
Some of the puppies are scared.. others are brave...
Geert casts a spell and all the puppies start doing a synchronised dance...
They all have black tophats and walking sticks which they use while dancing in line..
THe dance goes faster and faster and the puppies go ecstatic,
the dance is getting more expressive and improvised..
The puppies turn into cats, into owls, pandas, rabbits, foxes, they all turn into different animals...
THen the music comes to a halt and all the animals look at eachother...
They think.. "What was that all about.."
Then the tiger started eating the rabbit...
The dog started to chase the cat...
The mouse hid away...
The ostrich buried it's head in the sand..
Geert casts another spell and all the animals turn into people...
He faces them and says something like.." Booliboobadiggediedoi...".
The he rides off again into nothingness in his carriege..
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Re: Colosseum
Sat, June 6, 2009 - 9:11 PMso far, my favorite is
"I would challenge you Geert, but at the moment my boundaries are dissolved and now in fact I have become you. haha. "
too bad i had jason under hypnosis when i told him to say that. -
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 9:44 PMi was having a good laugh at this thread until i realized the whole thing was just happening in my head after a serious DMT overdose left me in a terminal coma. -
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Sat, June 6, 2009 - 10:11 PM
Listen all you voices,
Geert, Johan, Rebecca, David, Richard, embrace, Jav, Salin, Jason and Brian,
your each a sub personality in my schizophrenic delusion,
I'm the Great and powerful Oz, the one behind the curtain.
I'm in Peru about to drink ayahuasca and I know your all a little freaked out about it.
Try to stay calm, I'll still be your friend, it's just that it's time to release you all into the light, or Kansas,
On three you'll all start to feel better. Remember! Go into the light.
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Re: Colosseum
Sun, June 7, 2009 - 7:11 AMWhat? Huh?......I feel like I've been in a dream for so long.......what just happened?????
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Re: Colosseum
Sun, June 7, 2009 - 8:56 AMi've been stimulating your hypothalamus with my magic walking stick.
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Mon, June 8, 2009 - 8:36 PMhmmmnnnn... what i dont think you all have grasped is that.... I am the colosseum....and you all are quite entertaining gurgles from my belly... now then back to the cosmic workshop to check in on the elves, got to keep on them and make sure they are following the blueprints right, i dont mind there creative flares, quite enjoy them actually, but you got to get the foundations right to keep things harmonious, ahh well its a learning process i always say..... -
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Re: Colosseum
Mon, June 8, 2009 - 8:47 PMWe all live in each others imaginations,
we are,
all of us,
together,
one big idea,
Ayahuasca is the river of light flowing through our collective awakening,
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Re: Colosseum
Mon, June 8, 2009 - 8:48 PM
Oh yeah, and I'm the everything!
BWAAA.............! -
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Re: Colosseum
Mon, June 8, 2009 - 10:54 PMI am but a speck, a tiny insignificant point, the most minuscule and powerless inkling ever there was.
I think your thoughts, I feel your desires, I do what you command.
Like Earth I crumble in your grip.
Like Air I genuflect to your sword.
Like Fire I blossom from your spark.
Like Water I surrender to your hull.
In being the smallest, the least, the most powerless - I am FREE.
For time is insignificant and space is is unknown; I am between it ALL.
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Re: Colosseum
Thu, June 11, 2009 - 8:02 PMdavid,
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Re: Colosseum
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 10:27 AMI can't help myself - I'm but a spec of dust in the in the ocean of your thoughts.
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Fri, June 12, 2009 - 9:12 AMI am not the flute player nor am I am the flute. I am not the music and neither am I the air that carries the music nor am I the listener. I am not the emotion evoked nor am I the dance enacted.
I am the field in which all this happens and you can not fight me Geert. -
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Re: Colosseum
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 9:37 AMThere is no need fighting your nothingness..
As it is nothing after all...
There you remain..
in nothingness...
defeated and neglected..
Not a thing has changed..
For the field is the box...
And who created this field..?
Me.. ... darling...
And I can delete it at any time... haha...
I will keep you here...
Screaming at the edges for a way out...
Don't try to resist darling...
Thousand eyes will watch..
Thousand eyes will think...
God... what sad history..
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Re: Colosseum
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 10:24 AMmight as well enjoy the ride..... : )
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Re: Colosseum
Sun, June 14, 2009 - 5:12 AMEyes and their owners that see me as nothingness have to fight another fight before they come into my presence.
Now let us see if Geert has learnt anything - what fight is it that you have to fight and win before you can see me?
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